Man George: entry

I hope everyone had a great seasonal break and a very well executed leap from the past to the future. May 2008 bring you joy, happiness and a lot of things you dream of. As usual with such occasions, other people say things better than I do so:

Cherish your yesterdays, dream your tomorrows but live your todays.

Thank you, Phillip Vandervoort.

And so we get to the order of business. I would like to thank 3/4th of my address book for sending me chain mails and 2/3rd of my IM list for sending mass messages, ‘which they usually don’t do but hey you never know’, so in the past year:

• I’ve won at least 5 big lottery tickets, who’ve apparently gotten my e-mail address because some friend enroled me. Party invitations will follow as soon as the cash comes in!
• About 150 times, my IM account would have been deleted unless I would forward a message to all people in my contact list, for which Bill Gates (who is still giving away his fortune) then would donate 1 cent per email I’d receive back, and I have received many!!
• I have accumulated 1000 years of bad karma and have died about 50 times for all the e-mails my spam catcher actually caught and thus they never reached me, unfortunately. So I could not take the appropriate actions.

I think it was a good year, and I expect 2008 to be at least as good. And by the way:

IF YOU DO NOT COPY-PASTE THIS POST WITH YOUR LEFT HAND IN AN E-MAIL IN THE NEXT 10 SECONDS AND SEND IT TO AT LEAST 500 PEOPLE, A GIANT DINOSAUR FROM SPACE IS GOING TO EAT YOUR FAMILY TOMORROW AT 5.30 PM SHARP, NO MATTER WHAT TIMEZONE YOU ARE IN.