No more LOL!
Abolish the lie that is “lol”!
Over the past decade it has become increasingly obvious that countless web users are misrepresenting themselves by typing LOL (or “lolling” as it has come to be called) when they are NOT actually laughing out loud. This ruse has been at the expense of internet loyalists who add up the lols they receive in chat rooms and on message boards every day.
To better demonstrate the extent of this lie please refer to the graph below.
The National Acronym Monitoring Board of Linguistic Anomalies or NAMBLA has begun to crack down on “False Lolling” which is a class G felony punishable by permanent IP banning and in rare cases death by pwnage.To help LOL addicts curb their deceptive temptation NAMBLA has implemented a new acronym that is more accurate while at the same time poignant and conveniently recognizable.
LOI (Laughing On the Inside)
Loi is to be used when something is mildly entertaining, yet not humorous enough to evoke actual laughter. Actual laughter, however, may still be represented by “lol” or its other manifestations (LMAO, ROFL, etc).
Spread the word!
Razvan
February 25th 2008 - 12:43pm
LOL!
George Man
February 25th 2008 - 12:44pm
loi
HoreaJ
February 25th 2008 - 1:00pm
so…i should expect the lol police when exactly?
Fluture
February 26th 2008 - 12:42am
ROL…las la libera interpretarea mintilor dumneavoastra sclipitoare.
George Man
February 26th 2008 - 12:56am
There are also variations to these acronyms, “like such” :
ROFLAARP: Rolling On Floor Looking At Assorted Rodent Pornography
ROFLEW: Rolling On Floor Laughing whilst Eating Waffles
Fluture
February 26th 2008 - 1:41am
I do not recommend rolling, laughing, whistleing and eating especially waffles nor muffins all in the same time. Pt ca sti ca nu rezolvi nimic. Ba chiar risti o moarte subita…ceea ce ar fi mare, da mare pacat!
George Man
February 26th 2008 - 1:43am
:-S