Of men, and women
I want a man who’s handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, he’s not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to “how big is my behind?”
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
deea
July 20th 2008 - 11:25am
One who listens long? Who’d be able to talk that much?
George Man
July 20th 2008 - 9:37pm
:)) Good point.