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In Heaven…
the mechanics are German
the chefs are French
the police are British
the lovers are Italian
and everything is organized by the Swiss.
In Hell…
the mechanics are French
the police are German
the chefs are British
the lovers are Swiss
and everything is organized by the Italians.
“I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution, but I believe it’s a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living god. And that’s what we need to do - to amend the Constitution so it’s in God’s standards rather [...]
Aaaah another year, another joyful Christ-mas.
One thing surprised me this year, more than it did the years before - have you noticed the way some people are trying to steal Christmas?! Yeah.. It’s disgusting! It all starts with the way the megacorporations are enforcing the “Happy Holidays!” instead of the common, yet appropriate, “Merry Christmas!” [...]
