The 'chinese' Tag Archive

Below you'll find all my writing tagged with the word chinese. The posts are listed in chronological order. Click the post title to read more.

October 13th, 2008

The Chinese say..

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who [...]

October 13th, 2008

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes!

Here’s how to speak Chinese the easy way..

September 27th, 2008

The ripest fruit falls by itself

China is said to have more proverbs than anywhere else on Earth. The orgins of some are lost in the mists of time. Others appear to be related to comments by Confucius and other ancient sages. Some [...]